Dwight would be Artix. Michael would be Arch. Ryan, I think Manjaro, banished to the cupboard. The short-lived “I’m aware of the effect I have on women” manager would be Nix.
Jim is Debian, Pam is Mint, and (guy who was engaged to Pam and I can’t remember his name) is Ubuntu.
Judgemental and sanctimonious cat lady might be Guix or GNU/Hurd, always on the others’ ass about not being “free” enough. Kevin is either Gentoo or LFS.
And the warehouse staff, who actually get shit done, are the BSDs.
Someone should do a meme where each office character is a Linux distro.
“How To Piss Off Two Fandoms At The Same Time”
Oscar would be red hat?
Would Dwight be arch?
If we allow any *nix, I think Stanley should be AIX.
Creed would be Tails.
Dwight would be Artix. Michael would be Arch. Ryan, I think Manjaro, banished to the cupboard. The short-lived “I’m aware of the effect I have on women” manager would be Nix.
Jim is Debian, Pam is Mint, and (guy who was engaged to Pam and I can’t remember his name) is Ubuntu.
Judgemental and sanctimonious cat lady might be Guix or GNU/Hurd, always on the others’ ass about not being “free” enough. Kevin is either Gentoo or LFS.
And the warehouse staff, who actually get shit done, are the BSDs.
Jim is Red Star Linux:
Pam and her ex fiancé are all Jim’s kids?