• Folstar@lemmus.org
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    20 hours ago

    The Chinese probably gave them normal gifts, pins, and phones because why waste money on tech when top secret files are stored in the bathroom and POTUS tweets sensitive information?

    • Tiral@lemmy.zip
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      18 hours ago

      Yeah right. The CCP is probably the most decitful government in the world. As bad as the US government is (and it is) the CCP follows through with nothing. I thought it was pretty funny that they had American flags all over, it’s illegal every other day if the year.

      • Tommi Nieminen@europe.pub
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        18 hours ago

        It’s tRump. He probably has the codes written in a post-it note that’s attached to his bedroom TV frame.

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          16 hours ago

          We can at least hope that somebody, even in this administration, knew better than to give him the real codes.

          “Yes sir, here’s the nuclear codes: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8.”

          • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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            13 hours ago

            We all know the nuclear codes, he says them on TV all the time. Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV, Squirrel

            The dementia test is also the only code he can still remember. If they ever change the test he’ll fail.