• Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub
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    20 hours ago

    pardon me, sir, but this is illegal withou-

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    hey! Uncuff me! This is illegal!

    car door shuts

    Hey! Let me out of this car!

    vroooooom

    Where are we going!? You can’t take me to jail!

    arrives at jail

    Dear family, they call this place prison, it looks like prison, and I’ve been issued what they’re calling a “lawyer”, but impossible as that may be considering they didn’t have a warrant, I can only deduce that I’ve been kidnapped by a vigilante to a remote location pretending to be a prison!