Well it bullshits constantly, so it’s most of the way there.

Rubbing their chubby little hands together, thinking of all the wages they wouldn’t have to pay.

Just another trillion, bro.

You’d basically need to be sat less than the screen size away from it in order to see any difference at all. And that’s if your vision is perfect.

Chances are you wouldn’t be able to tell for video content even then. I can only really tell on gaming when the anti aliasing is shit.

Sounds like you have motion smoothing on.

Resolution alone isn’t enough to fuck that up. I noticed it first when watching The Hobbit in cinemas at 48fps. It makes things that are real look very real, and unfortunately what was real was Martin Freeman wearing rubber feet.

Anyone who doubts this should ask their parents how many phone numbers they used to remember.

In a few years there’ll be people who’ve forgotten how to have a conversation.

That and the motion smoothing that looks really good on the display videos in the shop where it’s always splashing paint, or dripping honey, or tracking shots of trees, but it makes movies and TV shows look terrible, like the behind the scenes footage before they put all the effects in.

Yeah, no shit. The only possible use is gaming, and even PC owners have been upscaling for some time now.

The only case where you might even notice a difference by going to 8K resolution is high end VR, but that’s no reason to have 8K in a TV.

Even 4K is overkill for most movies. The HDR is the selling point there, which I’ll admit looks nice.

“There aren’t enough seeds for these AI training data torrents we’ve been downloading. Anybody got any ideas?”

Your server isn’t working today.

This is because Microsoft wants you to finish setting up your PC that has been running for ten years.

Visions of ICE running in to take the machines away.

Oh noes, won’t somebody think of the blessed tax payers.

If it’s a law, it should be free for both businesses and users.

I’m surprised they’re not hiring people in third world countries to take the orders since it’s through a microphone.

Or just making people order through their phones and use the drive through as a pick up point.

I like the idea of it, but it is Russian.

I’m not sure I even trust Excel to import an Excel file without mangling it.

Pretty much. It was OpenOffice years ago, but then Oracle got involved and so all the devs left and put a new name on it.

Facebook goes wild if you don’t really interact with it other than to browse.

Pause for a microsecond over something, welp I guess that’s your hobby now. For some reason mine always shows me chess. I have never played chess. Hate it. A family member on my Facebook friends list likes chess. FB just goes “chess? how about chess?” like it’s got nothing else to really offer other than flag waving racism.

How about parent your children?

What about the crappy late night TV channels with the women waving a cordless house phone like it’s 1996?

I’m perfectly able to watch porn because I’m 45, but I refuse to interact with any of this prove your age bollocks because I know full well that “we won’t store your details” and “we will share your details with 1284 trusted data partners” are the same picture.

Stop building houses on the king’s land.