Oh don’t worry, I’m sure the capitalist system will manage to fuck it up somehow.

They’re lazy and cheap, and now they’re gonna pay for it.

Hey, if eating “Small, itchy, blister-like bumps caused by the varicella-zoster virus” is wrong then I absolutely fucking LOVE being right.

Oh I can’t wait until 7 astronauts explode because fucking Grok told the construction team not to bother with the O-rings.

It’s almost like if you piss off your users then they’ll ditch you.

What’s the point of being “advertiser friendly” of everyone leaves because of it.

Honestly of they could program a halfway decent AI therapist then art least it could take some of the load off our already insufficient mental health professionals by dealing with the lighter-weight cases, leaving the psychotherapists free to deal with the especially sick people.

Nothing dystopian about this, nope. JFC what an awful time to exist in.

Translation: you will now train your eventual replacement.

NGL at first I thought it was a shitty Halloween mask of a giant alien grasshopper head.

Translation: how can I get in on this “pulling up the ladder after me” stuff that the educated rich people do?

Well fuck me I guess lol

That’s… Actually vaguely useful.

To be fair it is a Tesla. It started out as shit.

Meanwhile on Newpipe: just another day with no ads.

The funniest part is that it’s his voters lol

What do they even do besides providing a website and payment system?

Smart appliances are so pointless. Does my toaster make toast? Yes? Then why the hell does it need WiFi access!?

NGL, it would be great if they could make it work and go fuck off into international waters. Unrelated, but did you know that if you put big enough holes in a ship it’ll sink?

Hold on let me find something