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Which ones? The electric cars her hasn’t improved on for 10 years, the drilling machine that nobody uses, the flamethrower, the social media company he murdered, it the government divisions he burned to ground? So innovative.

His companies would probably do better too.

Call your favorite tow company and tell them that you’ve got a lot of work for them.

Who still thinks living in the fucking desert is a great idea!

The Toddler Terrorizer 1000 sold out, eh?

Average tips for baristas are higher only if they’re female and have breasts bigger than a c-cup. So maybe they just need to follow through by giving the AI bigger tits.

Only if we can strap him to the heat sinks. 🍽️

I like it, it adds insult without sacrificing meaning.

That’s the most hilariously damning number of recalled anything I’ve ever seen in my life.

They’ll mail you one. Can’t use the Internet without a physical interface. Don’t worry though, you won’t need a CD ROM for this one.

Hey don’t make fun of Krash’s weird googly eyes. It’s not his fault that he’s an off-brand Muppet and they had to paint them that way any more than it’s his fault that he’s short and weird. That’s just Muppets.

Hol up. Rewind. It’s “stopped school shootings” and you are “using it everywhere.”

Kash, exactly now many times have you needed to restrain yourself from shooting up a school?

It’s everything I never needed.

No no no. Name and shame them. Heavily. Using LLM AI is bad enough, but letting them do the thinking for you is inexcusable.

Remember the V-Chip? LOL

He outsmarted himself lol

What year were you born on January 1st?

I’m pretty sure it’s magic.

Oh no that’s terrible.

Anyway, who’s up for pizza?