Did you guys even read the article?

One typewriter for you

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If you would like thumbs included, that is covered under our premium plan of $499.99 a day.

I went to Bing a while back.

It’s great.

I fucking hate corporate speak.

I think for the most part society has gotten used to being on someone’s camera when in public at pretty much all times.

It’s something I used to think about, now I just, don’t.

Everyone has been looking for the next big hardware thing. It looked like it might be foldable phones for a little while but I reckon AR Glasses are the ultimate endgame until they start making bio implants.

“A ctrl+f of your profile”

Holy stalker Batman!

Mind if I steal this comment next time I come across a Musk worshiper?

Delivering that line with such glee like he thought he had some sort of high ground.

Makes me sick.

Have chat GPT make it interesting.

• some editor

Fair enough. All the best dude.

I’d be curious about why you haven’t taken the moral stance and sold it.

What’s going on in America needs people to take actual steps. Votes aren’t enough anymore.

Supports a literal Oligarch Nazi

Feels uncomfortable about it

Doesnt do anything about it

Sounds about right for America in 2025.

Can my wife flick it while listening to ENYA?

Yeah but it’s being “weekend at Bernie’d” and half the country thinks it’s fine.

Agreed. I honestly don’t see the point of making a phone that thin with such a huge protrusion.

What has Apple done to you to make you feel such hatred?