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That lie is so incredibly pathetic that even kindergarten brats could do better in some cases.

Only if they are stupid enough to start a war. Internationally peaceful fascists tend to rule until they are bored or die from old age.

$76.999 price will surely stop you.

tetrahedron

Pathetic. Octahedron is somewhat disturbing, ok, agree. But tetrahedron? Pffft…

You can’t use macro meme for micro soft products!

Why did you choose to depict Win as a cute green brick?

Stop breaking houses!

Nobody likes to figure out dependencies. And C++ template errors are sometimes completely crazy.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Now you can contemplate vim and talk to Emacs psychotherapist simultaneously. Very user-oriented.