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  • Kind of. As long as you understand that people like me exist.

    I ordered a big mac from McDonalds one time. I got a chicken sandwich instead.

    I was sitting inside. I could easily have went back to the counter and said something.

    Instead, I just went with it. Guess I’m having a chicken sandwich today!

    Now, that being said, I also don’t use AI. So, I would have never noticed it being down. But hypothetically, if I tried to use AI, and it didn’t work, I’d just do something else instead.

    So it won’t be the number of complaints = the number of users affected. But it does give you somewhat of a scale.





  • Ok…hear me out. We all join ICE, but then we BARELY do our jobs. And we agree to do whatever they say. Then we don’t do it. We clog up the system from the inside with insubordination. But we do it in a way that makes them think we’re trying to follow orders, and are just really really stupid.

    “Ok Johnson, shoot the brown guy!”

    shoots 15 feet above the brown guy into a brick wall behind him

    “YEAH!!! I DID IT!!!”

    “NO YOU DIDN’T!!! HE’S GETTING AWAY!!!”

    “DON’T YELL AT ME MISTER MAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I’M ICE!!!”

    “We’re all ICE…and he got away!”

    “Is that good?”

    “NO THAT’S NOT GOOD!!!”

    “Did he win the race?”

    “What race???”

    “Uhhhhh…Formula 1?”

    “What?”

    “Vroom vroom!!!”

    “What is wrong with you???”

    “My father used to punish me severely.”

    We just gotta act like idiots who mean well in their racist system, but keep screwing up.

    But here’s the main thing…we DON’T kill people. Even if they fire us in 2 weeks, we will have clogged up their little system, drained their budget, and made the whole thing a mess.











  • Here’s my guess, and I could be completely wrong.

    All the governments use 2 sets of computers. The first, is a closed network used only internally. Open source, connected as a network, but NOT connected to outside neteorks. This uses closed source OS that they themselves develop. No backdoors. Highly secured.

    The second set is what you know. Windows 11, backdoors, easily spied on. Intentionally left open, because that’s their way to spy on the other countries.

    They leave this open, to let themselves be spied on, so that they can spy on the other side. Neither side realizing they’re both doing the same thing, and both sides just getting mostly useless info.

    Then, to throw off the trail of it being useless info, they occasionally allow a juicy bit of info into their windows computer. Just so it’s not obvious that this isn’t the real info.

    I have zero evidence, and came up with this theory after reading your comment. So I could be very wrong.