

I’ve never seen this in motion…


I’ve never seen this in motion…


Tamara left you to find someone who IS anti-AI.


I thought Hulk Hogan was dead…


Ok…hear me out. We all join ICE, but then we BARELY do our jobs. And we agree to do whatever they say. Then we don’t do it. We clog up the system from the inside with insubordination. But we do it in a way that makes them think we’re trying to follow orders, and are just really really stupid.
“Ok Johnson, shoot the brown guy!”
shoots 15 feet above the brown guy into a brick wall behind him
“YEAH!!! I DID IT!!!”
“NO YOU DIDN’T!!! HE’S GETTING AWAY!!!”
“DON’T YELL AT ME MISTER MAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I’M ICE!!!”
“We’re all ICE…and he got away!”
“Is that good?”
“NO THAT’S NOT GOOD!!!”
“Did he win the race?”
“What race???”
“Uhhhhh…Formula 1?”
“What?”
“Vroom vroom!!!”
“What is wrong with you???”
“My father used to punish me severely.”
We just gotta act like idiots who mean well in their racist system, but keep screwing up.
But here’s the main thing…we DON’T kill people. Even if they fire us in 2 weeks, we will have clogged up their little system, drained their budget, and made the whole thing a mess.
I mixed up loops and threats (Meta)
Unclear if typo, or intentional insult. Either way, leave it that way.
They’re still a little wobbly but they’re good enough.
This is what drunk dads say about their 1 year old son who’s just learning to walk.


I only have one laptop so my hobbies have to coexist on it.
And yet I see no pornhub sticker…


Didn’t even think of that. Changed it.


Can confirm. As far as my mom in 1998 knew, I didn’t have access to the internet. I needed the password to go on her Earthlink 56k internet account.
I’m 42 now, and my mom STILL thinks I never knew her password.
I’m 42 years old, and still remember it, because of how many times 15 year old me typed that in.
I guess I don’t need to “maintain” that lie anymore. I can’t imagine a scenario where my 70+ year old mother will ask me about that exact situation, or why it would matter today.


“If your last name ends in ‘in’, it’s time to get out.”


See? Even friends of satan think comcast is too evil.


Hey! Whoa! That’s not fair to say at all, and completely untrue!
…the government also now murders innocent people in the streets!
Oh no! Bing got to this guy too!


Here’s my guess, and I could be completely wrong.
All the governments use 2 sets of computers. The first, is a closed network used only internally. Open source, connected as a network, but NOT connected to outside neteorks. This uses closed source OS that they themselves develop. No backdoors. Highly secured.
The second set is what you know. Windows 11, backdoors, easily spied on. Intentionally left open, because that’s their way to spy on the other countries.
They leave this open, to let themselves be spied on, so that they can spy on the other side. Neither side realizing they’re both doing the same thing, and both sides just getting mostly useless info.
Then, to throw off the trail of it being useless info, they occasionally allow a juicy bit of info into their windows computer. Just so it’s not obvious that this isn’t the real info.
I have zero evidence, and came up with this theory after reading your comment. So I could be very wrong.


He bought twitter for 43 billion dollars on a goof. To him a “pile of cash” is like 3 pennies to you.
And I’m not saying this to defend him. I’m just saying that charging him money isn’t the “gotcha!” that you think it is.


I like your enthusiasm, but you’re going about this all wrong.
City council refuses the permits.
Musk does it anyways.
Nothing happens.
But hey, we blocked those permits, right?


Call me out of touch all you want. I have big sd cards, and mp3 files. No ads. No subscriptions. No bullshit.


Push 3 degrees harder, relent 2 when there’s resistance.
Meaning, 3 steps ahead for them if there’s no resistance. 1 step ahead if there is.
Wait some time, repeat.


rams into someguy3
No.
Kind of. As long as you understand that people like me exist.
I ordered a big mac from McDonalds one time. I got a chicken sandwich instead.
I was sitting inside. I could easily have went back to the counter and said something.
Instead, I just went with it. Guess I’m having a chicken sandwich today!
Now, that being said, I also don’t use AI. So, I would have never noticed it being down. But hypothetically, if I tried to use AI, and it didn’t work, I’d just do something else instead.
So it won’t be the number of complaints = the number of users affected. But it does give you somewhat of a scale.