The gamecube had an expansion port

Three ports, actually. One for network, one for the GBA player, and one that wasn’t used as far as I can recall.

and a handle.

Not totally useless!

Just imagine the possumbilities!

I doubt this will hold up now that they’re owned by Walmart, but I’ve gotten exactly zero ads on Vizio panels since I first bought one in 2017. I have two at the moment and they’re both effectively dumb displays with no network access.

Deplorian

I’ll be borrowing that one.