Removing Windows from your computer is like ridding your body of a terrible disease

Additionally, have you tried the

writeable = yes

Option?

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Oh no, that must feel terrible!

The TV turns on,

presenting to the living room a Cyrillic text.

But, why?

'It wasn’t like this 3 days ago! ’ OP exclaimed, as they feverishly searched the internet for answers.

Welcome.

The CEO of Linux is a fucking nerd, I hate nerds