You are objectively correct, why are you being downvoted?

Morgan Freeman: ”They couldn’t”

I wish we could, but it’s tough to maintain optimism in the face of these sociopathic corporations’ seemingly ever-growing power

Weekend at Gene’s

The police also violated my Terms of Service when they arrested me for that armed bank robbery I was allegedly committing. This is a serious problem in our society people; something must be done!

Not without tariffs, sadly

I would like to hire you. I just don’t have the power to hire people. And no one has the budget to hire people.

Do not besmirch Clippy with this talk! Clippy wanted the best for humankind!

I bring an external keyboard with me because I can only tolerate typing on a mechanical keyboard now. I spoiled myself lol.

I agree with you. Laptops that have flip around touch screens are cool. I used to have one for work.

typed on my iPad pro

So, the US Supreme Court model then.

Boy I wish we as a society would stop reporting on these sociopathic vampires spouting whatever nonsense just popped into their heads

Then how do they know what movie I’m torrenting if my VPN is not on?

Nay, it’s totally gone

I found it on iPad but I still can’t find it on my iPhone 16 Pro 🤷🏼‍♂️. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.

I can’t find the camera swipe control. Anyone know where that is hiding?

Accessibility -> Display and Text Size -> Reduce Transparency.

It’s atrocious. I’ve been an Apple user since 2007, and I am almost ready to move everything I can to Linux, and set up home assistant. Apple Home is straight garbage anyway; it’s barely functional, and they have abandoned the software.

Alternatively, go into Accessibility-> Display and Text Size and turn on Reduce Transparency. This pretty much eliminates the garbage transparent nonsense. I actually enjoy the motion effects and the one time I tried turning them off, I found it pretty jarring. But reduce transparency pretty much wipes it out. It’s a solid option.

I’m literally questioning my life choices right now thanks to this keyboard. Somehow they managed to make it worse in iOS 26. I regret ever installing this OS.

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