Tell Comcast youre going to prison and wont be able to pay for their service

Im so lazy and I’ve been pushed towards waterfox myself

Because a open sourced self hosted solution like discord hadn’t been created yet.

“Please dont be complete shit and ruin everything I give you access to!”

I’m sorry, I’m afraid I cant do that.

Its not enough for me to see linux do better. Microslop needs to suffer.

I, the laziest man possible, have been motivated to switch already. Waterfox is working just fine.

Damn Roosevelt

I wish I could game for 16 hours straight, but my flesh is spongey and weak.

UltraViolence

16 hours of doing coke? Im never gonna financially recover from this.

Of all my active addictions, none take 16 hours to satiate.

Doom go outside and doom touch grass. Then later, doom socialize with your family before doom dinner. Cap off the night with a good doom book before doom dreaming the night away.

We arent behaving appropriately IRL so i am not sure why youre setting higher standards for being online.

If I released my SSN in this chat, I could be fully doxxed in a matter of seconds.

000-00-0002

Capitalism is the most efficient way to distribute resources (to the top).

The mark of the beast is fiat currency.

You’d rather have papers?

Renting is legal

Jokes on them, I never read the article. If its important the article will be reposted in the comments.