“Under his eye.”

We’ll see in a couple of months when these things start failing/catching fire just like every other cheaply-made battery.

I’m honestly shocked Japan didn’t make something like this way back in the 1980s.

That’s hilarious and sad. They outsourced their brand to the cheapest Chinese shit they could find. Stick to making candy, ja?

Fun fact time:

That’s why they’re called computer bugs.

In 1947, the Harvard Mark II computer was malfunctioning. Engineers eventually found a dead moth wedged between two relay points, causing a short. Removing it fixed the problem. They saved the moth and it’s on display at a museum to this day.

The moth was not okay.

And to be fair, the word bug had been used to describe little problems and glitches before that incident, but this was the first case of a computer bug.

switches over to stored media

…again

CloudFlare went from the muscle of the internet to a liability.

Funny you say that, in Japan it’s common to get business magnets in your junk mail. Stuff like cleaners, in-home therapy, etc.

Yeah, that just makes this so sinister.

What I mean is that my fridge doesn’t have a screen. So if Panasonic decided to show me ads on a fridge where the most complicated feature is the ice maker, that would be a neat trick.

Here’s what they look like on my fridge:

I would not buy appliances with ads,
I would not buy them, Sam-I-Am.

Funny, my digitized collection of movies and TV shows seems to be working just fine. :3

Travel back in time 20 years and that sentence makes you sound like a crazy person.

Voyager is a reader. You need to open Lemmy on a web browser to see all functionality.

CloudFlare stopped the DDoS by destroying their own servers.

“I’ve won, but at what cost?”

I’m gonna level with you, brother, immorality existed way before the internet.

Please tell me Apple accidentally left the OS version check off and everyone still rocking an old 3.5" iPhone just got an update notice.

This is going to affect my monthly fee, isn’t it?

Warning, a lot of science fiction incoming.

“Up to”

Means it requires the 13 to still be shrink-wrapped and to have been purchased less than 30 minutes ago at that same store.

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