I’m gonna level with you, brother, immorality existed way before the internet.

Please tell me Apple accidentally left the OS version check off and everyone still rocking an old 3.5" iPhone just got an update notice.

This is going to affect my monthly fee, isn’t it?

Warning, a lot of science fiction incoming.

“Up to”

Means it requires the 13 to still be shrink-wrapped and to have been purchased less than 30 minutes ago at that same store.

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Search: Hackintosh

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Stop ministers using VPNs to watch child porn.

Told!

Sam Altman looks like an SNL actor impersonating Sam Altman.

Been a while since we had a good slamming.

But Apple was usually better when it finally got there.

Tim Cook has been advertising features and services that don’t work properly since the debut of Siri.

He looks like he’s turning into Mel Gibson.

Elon thinks he’s Tony Stark when he’s clearly Justin Hammer.

“Hey, what watch is that?”

Me: “American Megatrends.”

“…”

Me: “it’s EnergyStar compliant.”

Admiral Patrick: “That’s a stupid merge request.”

I remember being on GeoCities or Lycos and just incrementing the site number to see different sites.

Star Trek, Star Wars, Lego, PORN!

If Microsoft in any way insinuates that people want to use Windows 11, I’m going to punch them in the neck.

This is worse than the iOS 7 betas.