a big ask

Don’t forget: once you’re off the car lot, you don’t say ‘the ask’ any more. “A big request” happens to be English and also valid for the context.

That used to be how you would get past voice response systems and get to an operator quickly as well: just say “fuck”, once, clearly.

emails

\sigh

Number of stews who have the time to help you figure out the pairing rigamarole or why the radio on this unit is fucked: ZERO.

Number of issues with regular fucking headphones: zero.

Cases where the tinniness will impact your enjoyment of visual spooge: zero

People stopping you from buying some $15 apple 3.5mm pods for your earballs: zero

I’m thinking you’ll be fine. Leave the air safety officers alone so they can do their job.

“security misinformation”

Or actually significant and consistent values that also happen to make you look bad today so they must suck and be ditched.

Did I get that right? SOUNDS right…

Everyone report an error every day.