AI crawlers and sending them down an “infinite maze” of static files with no exit links, where they “get stuck”

Maybe against bad crawlers. If you know what you’re trying to look for and just just trying to grab anything and everything this should not be very effective. Any good web crawler has limits. This seems to be targeted. This seems to be targeted at Facebooks apparently very dumb web crawler.

Your options are:

Walgreens

Some pharmacy on the other side of town that’s failing because they’re getting overcharged for drugs (if you’re lucky)