Explanation

Cue the Kelsey Grammer growl.

I can ride a bike to a coal plant from my house. Thing’s almost as ugly as the five-over-one across the street from my house.

The tinnitus in my right ear sounds exactly like a CRT. Imagine being stuck with that sound for life.

I played around on an AI image generating website for a while. Eventually got bored with it.

platters were bent

I thought HDD platters were supposed to be too brittle for that.

It’s been a long time since I’ve needed to use either. Instead I typically use Synaptic Package Manager, Mint’s Software Manager, or gdebi. Guess I’m just a filthy casual.

Segmented mirror.

Shaaaaaving cream! Be nice and clean! Shave every day and you’ll always look keen!

Imagine all the people living for today!

Oh, that thing. I have used that in the past, but it’s been a while since I’ve needed to.

I have no idea what CLI is. I just use Mint and don’t put much thought in.

I think it’s unfair to complain about its performance

I disagree. If your software runs like a damn snail on inexpensive current-gen hardware, then it’s not worth using.

The most annoying part of that is the shitty render. I actually have an account on one of those AI image generating sites, and I enjoy using it. If you’re not satisfied with the image, just roll a few more times, maybe tweak the prompt or the starter image, and try again. You can get some very cool-looking renders if you give a damn. Case in point: