They’re opening an Aldi’s near me. I’m excited.

Of course I wouldn’t be doing it without some preparation.

If my local store switches to digital price tags to do this I’m just going to gather as many as I can and flush them down the toilet.

Whoops we accidentally picked something that will give the government your data. That wasn’t our intention. Instead we’re going to use an independent service so the government will have to buy it from us.

Ghosted

2020 is way too late to not know who musk was.

Someone bought a Tesla.