We already know Google is run by evil reptilians. But they’re locals, not aliens.

Hmm… Being too much in the know can at times be as troublesome as being too little.

and a sweeping statement about all of them in general.

Or, hear me out here, the ones that don’t aren’t modern… Get it? Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

If you haven’t come across them yet, then i might be a pioneer! Dibs on the patent!

But your words confuse me. Either it’s not true at all or it happens. You’re sure they exist, though rare. As i said before, suspicious. You might just be one of those rare occurrences after all…

You wish to be the first acknowledged one, no? It’s alright, you can have the honour. I’ll keep mum about it for you.

Do you have any data to back up that claim?

None whatsoever.

I don’t think that’s true at all, it would be very rare.

Suspicious words. You have one, don’t you? Don’t worry, I won’t tell.

Is this a thing? Why would a TV have remote access features?

In the extremely unlikely case the warranty bound technical support team needs remote access in order to reset your settings.

Modern viruses check the os before deciding which type of file to send your way.