Dude, if you dislike it that much you could just like… not use it?

Afaik, business units are individual. Their products don’t finance each other.

If you see 0 ads and don’t pay anyone, I’m not sure how the service could be sustainable. I’m also against ads but only if you’re actually paying. That’s why I do pay for a yt family plan but also use adblock+sponsorblock.

It has a hundred desktops

Are you referring to distros? Just pick one that’s widely used and that’s it.

An absence of major software like ms office. Adobe and autodesk suites

You can use it online. Or, even better, use something like LibreOffice. For adobe and autodesk you’re SOL but that’s very intentional and it sucks. The only solution is a VM.

and not being able to avoid the command line when shit hits the fan.

I don’t really get this. You can’t avoid using cmd on windows either when shit goes wrong. There’s nothing strange there.