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Technology@lemmy.world•Nvidia CEO pushes back against report that his company's $100B OpenAI investment has stalledEnglish
2·8 days agoTime invest in something safe and stable like gold
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Technology@lemmy.world•The TV industry finally concedes that the future may not be in 8KEnglish
6·8 days agoDrink verification can!
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Technology@lemmy.world•Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AIEnglish
45·28 days agojust one more slop bro. I promise bro just one more slop and it’ll fix everything bro. bro, just one more slop. please just one more, one more slop and we can fix this whole problem bro, bro cmon just give me one more slop i promise bro, bro bro please! just need one more slop

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Technology@lemmy.world•Copilot could soon live inside Windows 11's File Explorer, as Microsoft tests Chat with Copilot in Explorer, not just in a separate appEnglish
69·1 month agoHoly shit, just fucking stop

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Technology@lemmy.world•'Microslop' is heading for Edge – major browser redesign is inspired by Copilot, and it's already seriously unpopularEnglish
47·1 month ago“Sir, a second slop has hit production”

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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft Office has been renamed to “Microsoft 365 Copilot app”English
40·1 month agoWow, you are right. This is a way for them to pump the bubble and their stock price up even more.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Humans May Be Able to Grow New Teeth Within Just 4 YearsEnglish
7·1 month agoLuxury bones
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft wants to replace its entire C and C++ codebase, perhaps by 2030English
19·2 months agoJust fucking stop please

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Technology@lemmy.world•Grid-Scale Bubble Batteries Will Soon Be EverywhereEnglish
393·2 months ago
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Technology@lemmy.world•OpenAI says dead teen violated TOS when he used ChatGPT to plan suicide - Ars TechnicaEnglish
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Technology@lemmy.world•Robotics Company Builds Straight-Up TerminatorEnglish
4·3 months agoPress X to doubt
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Technology@lemmy.world•Cloudflare Global Network experiencing issuesEnglish
26·3 months agoJust one more merger bro. I promise bro just one more merger and it’ll fix everything bro. Bro… just one more merger. Please just one more. One more merger and we can fix this whole problem bro. Bro c’mon just give me one more merger i promise bro. Bro bro please i just need one more
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft Teams can record office presence from DecemberEnglish
3·4 months agoYes, I worked at one of those pre-covid. I remember my colleague leaving her laptop and work phone on her desk at the end of the day around 4pm. We also had small offices with 2-4 people in a historical building right in the city center.
Then we merged with a bigger company, their culture ate us, and all the best people left, the rest are sitting in an open office at the edge of the city. Funny enough, I worked on the merger as one of the leads, I was so happy getting an oportunity like that while young. Now looking back I realized that it was a bad thing we have done (not that we had a choice), and the end result is worse for employees, customers, and even shareholders.






I’m wondering if those who think that AI will replace our jobs have ever used “AI” (LLM), because it’s not very good.
I’m currently leading a business project at a big corporation, and an AI chatbot solution got pushed into my scope by executives, to be delivered free to the client as a pilot (screwing with my budget). Either Copilot Studio is absolute garbage, or we have incompetent engineers, because they can’t get it to work for 3 weeks now.
I have a hunch that in order for the latest fancy models to vomit back barely useable answers, thousands of the world’s best engineers and PhD-s are sweating blood 24/7, while using computing power and consuming energy that would have been enough for a continent in 2019.
Meanwhile they are also burning money like crazy, with no sustainable business model in sight. I’m not saying LLMs are not to stay, but there will be a huge bust, and it will assfuck the economy and workers, while these idiots will get bailed out by Daddy Small Government.