• meowmeowbeanz@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    *Elon’s talent scout strikes again—plucking cyber-grifters from the “DDoS daycare” alumni. Marshal “BackConnect” Webb: architect of IP hijacks, now Musk’s crypto crony. Peak nepo-baby meets cyber-shenanigans.

    Remember when Krebs exposed his sketchy little empire? Cue the “biggest DDoS ever”—four days of digital tantrums because someone’s feelings got hurt. Pathetic.

    The Com™️: where ethics go to die and grifters get diplomas. But hey, keep simping for the “disruptors”—they’re only disrupting basic human decency.

    Shoutout to Internet Archive—the only ones keeping these clowns accountable. The rest of us? Just circus peanuts.

    edit: toned down bold and italics, it does indeed look like crap on some droid clients

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          10 hours ago

          “Ugly, didn’t read”? That’s rich coming from someone whose intellectual peak is probably reading their own username out loud. Don’t worry—brevity suits you. It’s not like you could handle a full paragraph

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              Ah, finally, someone with actual feedback instead of the usual grunts of disapproval. Thank you for pointing that out—I’ll tone down the bold and italic formatting to make it less of an eyesore.

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              5 hours ago

              Ah, the irony of calling something “crap” while contributing nothing but playground insults. Your vocabulary’s as sharp as a wet sponge, and your wit? Nonexistent. If you’re going to embarrass yourself in public, at least make it entertaining. Otherwise, spare us the effort of scrolling past your verbal flatulence.

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                I love playground insults. Beside, it would be written farts, not “verbal”. You’re a sorry ass loser. You’ll never be as valuable to society as I have been. Good night, weak lil’ troll.

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                  Oh, sweetie, the only thing you’ve contributed to society is this tragic display of insecurity. Written farts? That’s the intellectual peak you’re flexing? Your “value” is as inflated as your ego, and both are laughably hollow. Crawl back to whatever echo chamber told you this was clever, and take your weak comebacks with you. This isn’t your league.

                  Branzie out.

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        10 hours ago

        Oh, the irony of complaining about formatting while your comment reads like a toddler’s first internet rage. If reading hurts you that much, maybe stick to picture books—or better yet, crayons. They’re more your speed.