I’m writing this whilst I’m burning
I’ve got a Dell R730, this is standard operating temperatures.
So I was curious and looked it up because I would have assumed that stars/suns are much hotter than that.
Turns out the coldest star is 97°C at its surface. So I guess CPUs regularly reach (coldest) star temperature?
Of course. That’s why it’s called KDE
Plasmaand notKDE LiquidorKDE GaseousStill waiting for the
KDE Neutron Degenerate Matterrelease.If Lemmy had awards, you would deserve one
i reposted this comment to !bestoflemmy@lemmy.world. You’re welcome.
To be fair, I still have this Lemmy award idea, with a twist. The pay goes to awardee’s preferred open-source project as donation.
Half of it split between the instances of the awarder and awardee, the other half as you said.
…and converted to UltraSPARC?
I’m more triggered by the missing degree symbol ° before C
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Congratulations to you and the motherboard.
Need to download more fan
Okay hear me out, we got nuclear fusion, now place some water in a massive tub on top of the pc.
Create steam
Spin turbines
Generate electricity
Send to another server
Infinate powerOP at their keyboard right now:
yes, but have you successfully achieved fusion in the CPU? if so, this will revolutionize selfhosting.
Trying to mine some Ethereum and accidentally ending up with with a shit-ton of hydrogen burning into helium
Great, now my electron wallet doesn’t want to work anymore. Said something about “busy influencing the fusion rate” and “please wait while I maintain the overall electrical neutrality within the plasma” or somesuch
At least swap usage is low.
The steel of the case melted long ago… I guess the carpet is ruined.
the hole’s in the carpet can be fixed
So it runs on Java? 🤔
Electron.
Worst it’s flash
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear?!
Ackshually this is well within the range of a Class F star, unlike our class G sun which is a bit cooler. This is getting cloe to the temperature of Procyon A which is noticeably whiter than the sun.
