It’ll be like a controller for a device and then when the new version of the device comes out you have to get a new controller.
The actual article is much more informative than a rando’s ramblings.
These people need to be stopped. Seriously.
No, I don’t think I will
Just like we all ran out and bought 3D TVs. Right? And Meta smart glasses. Any day now!
No I wouldn’t trust them with something like that. Too many times they get us hooked on some technology, only to pull the rug later and jack up the prices, or enshittify the service.
Later on they will sell your brain to private equity CEO like Bitwarden.
Sorry chooms, I won’t be chippin’ in.
Over my dead body.
Also, this is laughable:
We’re on the cusp of the next major transition, the merger of humans and AI.
These guys don’t even have true AI yet, just a text predictor on steroids that frequently hallucinates and gets things wrong.
The cope is really deep in the tech sector. Way too many imbeciles who think they’re geniuses and too much VC to throw around.
AI is incredible if you ask it about stuff you’re not an expert on. Once you ask it those things you already have expert level knowledge on, especially nuanced questions, you’ll start to see the issues. It won’t be every question it gets wrong, but it’s often enough to be an issue.
In other words, it’s all an illusion. It’s a ruse to get us to feed it our thoughts, so it can summarize our files and our queries, and it can feed us the responses it is told to feed us.
We already know it can do that since they’re placing fucking ads in it.
Let me put a chip in my brain that will run software developed by the lowest paid intern using claude 7. I dont trust big corp to update my phone and car, there is zero chance i trust them with my brain.

yes doomers they’re coming for you doomers …
just because you’re paranoid …
bwahahahahahaaaaaa …
“This shit ain’t nothing to me, man.”
The incredible, sci-fi point-&-click adventure game Technobabylon is about people who chose to install such “wetware” into their brains and people, like the protagonist, who refused it. It’s good stuff.
Isn’t it also a major plot point in Cyberpunk 2077? Like, the plot point?
AI CEO D. Scott Phoenix laid out a vision of a world in which the chipped enjoy so many advantages of the unchipped that you’ll be forced to comply.
I won’t even verify my age online. He can shove my advantageous chip right up his ass.
I’m glad I learned that excessive convenience is a bad thing before this became the norm.
Doesn’t matter… we all know you’re a 47 year old used car salesman from Peoria.
LOL!
They can’t even supply chips for computers or phones at this point…they think they can introduce an entirely new product type (which has yet to have much success, either) while failing with the datacenter LLM shit?
They WANT that, don’t they. Framing like that makes me hate them even more…
GFY!
I won’t even get contact lenses, I ain’t letting them putting a chip in my brain.








